Fandom: Thor (Marvel)
Characters: Fandrall, Hogun, Volstagg
Pairings: Fandrall/Everyone, Volstagg/his wife
Setting: Unidentified alhehouse

A serving maid is but a wench to Fandrall. To Volstagg she is the bringer of good things (such as roast meat and mead) and of bad things (such as his bar tab). And to Hogun?

( Doing only slight damage to the intent of Dirj's story-prompt )